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Friday, August 06, 2004

Molvania Travel Guide

This is the TRAVEL GUIDE you must read!

It has countless useful facts about Molvania, such as:

It's a small, land-locked republic in eastern Europe, famous as the birthplace of whooping cough. Molvania also produces 83% of the world's beetroot.

Most people get to Molvania either by air and by accident.

A good pair of boots, insect repellent and a set of emergency flares. It's also a good idea to bring a little extra cash to cover unexpected expenses such as ransom demands.

And we double dare you to check out the Molvanian entry into the Eurovision Contest...

Know your Bushisms

As the leader of the free world inserts his foot once more in his mouth, we invite you again to test your knowledge of Dubya's wit and wisdom. Which of the following phrases did the US president actually utter?

Know your Bushisms Quiz 1

Know your Bushisms Quiz 2

Know your Bushisms Quiz 3

Wednesday, August 04, 2004


KC JokeFlash
KC JokeFlash has a new look!

She spent the first day packing her belongings into
boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and
collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at
Their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on
some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp,
a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every
room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in
caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,
all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house
began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and
airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and
carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in
the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit...
Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit...

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer
and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price
in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to
return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from
the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things
were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely, and said that she missed her
old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell
was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the
house had been worth...But only if she were to sign the papers that
very day.
She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood
smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to
take to their new home...

including the curtain rods.


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